Remembering Basic Training

Tickie Takie Soldier

by Asta Dido

If we all work together

We'll have very good cheese cake

Said the sergeant grunting

So, pass the deodorant cried another

and praise ammunition yet another

but burry me before I die still

Missy Elliot will cry tonight more

and will more

Unless we all work together

And spit shine our shoes

Straighten your tie lady

Drill Major Chickensmith cried

pure chickensmith they said

From the simple minds

Of the Tickie Tackie Army's

Tickie Tackie Soldiers who sing

We came here to fight the wars

But, all we do is scrub the floors

with our toothbrushes...Chickensmith